After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
‘Almond milk carton tabs are my weakness,’ confesses cat.
“When we were kids we used to make them the stars of their own music videos…”
‘When I tried to take it away he did that satanic guttural growl thing…’
“Rosie has a little half-and-half with Miralax every morning to help keep her regular.”
“He rode the BLINE like a champ and was more concerned with petting us through the cage…”
“She eats some real fancy cat food and also enjoys yogurt, canned tuna and salmon on the side.”
“… he finds me wherever I am, meows and leads me to his food and water, as though they’re in need of attention. But no, they’re topped up! He’s just testing his emergency response system.”
“Immediately he was on my lap, in my arms, looking for pets and cuddles and I knew this was the dummy for us.”
“… my room is currently unheated, and his twenty-seven pounds of fur provided ample warmth for the long November night.”
I’m sure they usually eat bugs, so bacon must blow their minds.
“He was a big personality and quite honestly a dick most of the time but was always a great friend when it counted and he is always missed.”
She’ll eat anything but we have her on a raw food diet. She particularly loves tortilla chips and ice cream.
“She ripped apart and destroyed a cat scratching post within the first five minutes of using it. It was kinda cheap, though.”
Bands with cats – Giles from Woolworm and Sneezy – by Cheena Jean Normandin Your band(s) and role/instrument: I’m Giles, and I play guitar and sing in Woolworm. For the past few years, assorted members of our band have lived in a big old four-storey house in Mt. Pleasant called The Very Hard Maze. The […]
“Both cats love to fall asleep in my box of Weird Candle T-shirts. Now they are covered in cat hair and are on sale for 20 per cent off.”
“He likes to eat Fancy Feast. He is a little old so he’s missing some teeth so it’s easy for him. He also cries in this shrill kinda voice if he’s wanting some rubs…”
