After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Charlie Sheen wants a mansion full of porn stars, Kim Kardashian has thoughts about Teen Mom, and Scurrilous Ephemera eases back into the depravity.
It’s Snooki’s birthday! Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt plan another wedding, Jessica Simpson gets engaged and rum-and-eggnog season approaches.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian called K-Kar? What happened to Jon Gosselin? And can a great white shark beat a killer whale? Scurrilous Ephemera searches the pop-culture detritus for answers.
What is reality when reality TV isn’t real? Lindsay Lohan, Speidi, Amy Winehouse and others help Scurrilous Ephemera search for the truth.
Love is in the air for Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston and others, while Snooki plans her future and Lindsay Lohan does her best to avoid Dr. Drew.
Death is everywhere, the Gulf is an environmental disaster and Heidi and Spencer have split. Fortunately, Posh Spice has a cute new haircut.
Tila Tequila has Ambien problems, Lindsay Lohan gets an alcohol-monitoring bracelet and David Hasselhoff keeps the grand tradition of celebrity denial alive.
Snooki breaks up with Emilio, Kim Kardashian navigates another romantic crisis and Tiger Woods commits the ultimate offence: listening to Nickelback.
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’…
Jersey Shore is going global. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Bombshell McGee reveal the terrifying interconnectedness of celebrity gossip.
Why did you waste all your hot years in university again, asks our SE columnist as she catches up with the celebrity mistresses du jour…
Maybe the whores aren’t the only culpable parties here, in fact they were just acting whorishly which is in their nature and is, in fact, how they earn a living. And much better livings once they come out publicly…
Kate Gosselin joins Dancing With the Stars, Lindsay Lohan changes her hair and Speidi hires a psychic as Scurrilous Ephemera catches up on 2010.
After an unreasonably long absence, our SE columnist is back, with news about Sarah Silverman, James Cameron and Linda Hamilton, and Naomi Campbell. What, no Heidi Montag-Pratt?
Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.
It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something…
