Scurrilous Ephemera: Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery and Sundance
Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
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Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.
It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something…
‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’
‘… a beautiful, intelligent, misunderstood girl who gets caught up in the glamorous world of punditry, only to be sexually harassed…’
From monkey babies and Crocs to Jersey Shore, Spencer Pratt and Lady Gaga, Scurrilous Ephemera looks back at the best and worst of the double aughts.
Ivana Trump gets kicked off a plane, Charlie Sheen has a disastrous Christmas and Jon Gosselin provides another reason not to care.
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’
‘Could 30 Seconds to Mars be any more perfect right now? I wish I could understand that This Is War is not a food. My soul wants to eat it…’
Jersey Shore introduces the world to The Situation, Marilyn Manson reunites with Evan Rachel Wood and George Michael offers perhaps a little too much information.
Alec Baldwin lets the chest rug breathe, Hungarian cavemen strike it rich, Hulk Hogan gets engaged and Lindsay Lohan courts more trouble.
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’
Can Brad and Angelina survive tabloid fabrication? Can humanity survive Speidi procreation? And does anyone really need ABBA back together?
Lady Gaga has a Bad Romance, Pete Doherty suspects foul play, the Kardashians make questionable decisions and violent baboons prepare to take over the world.
Also – Robert Pattinson’s boy-crush on Zac Efron, and Ashlee Simpson contributes her fashion sense to a waiting world.
Carrie Prejean has an explanation, Lindsay Lohan has a job and the Kardashians continue their apparently unstoppable rise through American culture.
Lindsay Lohan turns up with Gerard Butler, Ian Brown gets arrested and Kirstie Alley’s new reality show sends Scurrilous Ephemera into mourning for the old A&E.
Levi Johnston prepares for Playgirl, Robert Pattinson would like the Twihards to calm down and Anderson Cooper takes a trip to India.
