After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Research shows that Kat Von D and Bombshell McGee may actually be two different people.
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’…
Jersey Shore is going global. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Bombshell McGee reveal the terrifying interconnectedness of celebrity gossip.
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.
‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’
‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’
