Research shows that Kat Von D and Bombshell McGee may actually be two different people.
Feature:The Long War’s Under a Heavy Sky out today
Vancouver band’s second album follows 2018’s Landscapes.
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’…
‘Jersey Shore is so educational and fascinating that other cultures are jealous, and understandably want to get in on the action…’
‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’
‘Lindsay Lohan is back to wrapping her leggings around those in possession of a Y chromosome again these days… And she went about as far into that territory as she could; the starlet was caught smooching the studly/oaf-ish Gerard Butler…’
‘[David Icke] is the fellow who makes millions of dollars writing books for insane people about how the powerful elite citizens of the world are actually lizards from space, but we can’t tell because they’re disguised as humans…’