After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
‘Almond milk carton tabs are my weakness,’ confesses cat.
“When we were kids we used to make them the stars of their own music videos…”
‘When I tried to take it away he did that satanic guttural growl thing…’
“Rosie has a little half-and-half with Miralax every morning to help keep her regular.”
“She eats some real fancy cat food and also enjoys yogurt, canned tuna and salmon on the side.”
“… my room is currently unheated, and his twenty-seven pounds of fur provided ample warmth for the long November night.”
They like ‘Cool for Cats’ by Squeeze!
“He pooped on a nice piece of artwork and it murdered the vibe of the whole project.”
