After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Hole returns for a show in Courtney Love’s former hometown. But she isn’t feeling the love…
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’…
Jersey Shore is going global. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Bombshell McGee reveal the terrifying interconnectedness of celebrity gossip.
Maybe the whores aren’t the only culpable parties here, in fact they were just acting whorishly which is in their nature and is, in fact, how they earn a living. And much better livings once they come out publicly…
After an unreasonably long absence, our SE columnist is back, with news about Sarah Silverman, James Cameron and Linda Hamilton, and Naomi Campbell. What, no Heidi Montag-Pratt?
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy.
It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something…
‘… a beautiful, intelligent, misunderstood girl who gets caught up in the glamorous world of punditry, only to be sexually harassed…’
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’
‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’
