Bands with cats – Gord McGladdery’s Jean Claude Van Damme
– by Cheena Jean Normandin
Your name: Gordon McGladdery
Your band:Â A Shell in the Pit. Â I play all the things.
What’s your cat’s given name?Â Jean Claude Van Damme
How long have you had him?Â Under a year
What’s Jean Claude Van Damme’s origin story?Â I nabbed him off Craigslist on a whim because he looked floppy, weird, and probably stupid. Key criteria in cat decisions for me.
What’s Jean Claude Van Damme’s breed?Â Domestic Medium Hair, unless the vet is a liar.
Who feedsÂ the cat? They need… food?
What’s your cat’s theme song?Â Lux Aeterna, Gyorgy Ligeti.
WhatÂ is the last book your cat fell asleep on?
That would be my Kindle. He was learning about music mathematics.
What is the lastÂ incredible thing you witnessed your cat do?Â
He pissed on me while I was sleeping, then kicked the piss in my face. And escaped. He also steals my cell phone.
Has your cat ever murdered anything?
Several spiders, with encouragement. He once escaped the apartment to venture through East Vancouver for 11 hours and came back smelling like eight bushels of skunk, so who knows what else has died by his hand.
What does your cat get up to on Sunday mornings when half of your peer group is hungover?
Cleaning up and making waffles.
Just kidding… The real answer is: ear-splitting wails.
If you could glimpse inside your cat’s feline brain, what do you think he/she would be musing on at the moment?
“I am asleep on a garbage bag full of old insulation in the junk closet with my head rammed into a broom handle, and there is no place in the territory that would possibly be more comfortable.”
WhatÂ do you suspect itÂ listens to when you’re not around? Dog music.
A Shell In The Pit’s bandcamp page
And you can check out more of Gord’s talents here.
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