The Revenant of Scurrilous Ephemera
After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
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After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
It’s Snooki’s birthday! Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt plan another wedding, Jessica Simpson gets engaged and rum-and-eggnog season approaches.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian called K-Kar? What happened to Jon Gosselin? And can a great white shark beat a killer whale? Scurrilous Ephemera searches the pop-culture detritus for answers.
What is reality when reality TV isn’t real? Lindsay Lohan, Speidi, Amy Winehouse and others help Scurrilous Ephemera search for the truth.
Death is everywhere, the Gulf is an environmental disaster and Heidi and Spencer have split. Fortunately, Posh Spice has a cute new haircut.
Kate Gosselin joins Dancing With the Stars, Lindsay Lohan changes her hair and Speidi hires a psychic as Scurrilous Ephemera catches up on 2010.
Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something…
From monkey babies and Crocs to Jersey Shore, Spencer Pratt and Lady Gaga, Scurrilous Ephemera looks back at the best and worst of the double aughts.
Ivana Trump gets kicked off a plane, Charlie Sheen has a disastrous Christmas and Jon Gosselin provides another reason not to care.
Can Brad and Angelina survive tabloid fabrication? Can humanity survive Speidi procreation? And does anyone really need ABBA back together?
Khloé Kardashian gets married, Spencer Pratt reveals his diabolical nature and Scurrilous Ephemera discovers that you can apparently buy a Megalodon jaw.
