The sequel to Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is trippier and more fun. Except when it’s mired down in its human relationships.
‘Associated Press has recently reported that our tragic heroine was suspected by the FBI for plotting a hit on… [the] son of her shriveled, ancient billionaire/husband…’
‘The plot: something about a cocaine overdose (strippers need that vaccine!) and a brother going to Frankfurt with a vendetta…’
‘When your fashion house is struggling with branding problems, financial issues and the kind of tawdry design that suggests Middle American mall more than Milan or Manhattan, obviously the first person you should run to for rescue is Lindsay Lohan…’
Stephanie MacDonald on the embattled talk show host. Plus: people who dress up monkeys like babies.
‘… some reality types completely transcend, well, reality even, and become kind of awesome and lovable in their consummate hellishness…’
Will Jon Gosselin have to get a real job? What’s that crawling around on the Pope’s shoulder? Whither the paddlefish?
Desperate Housewife releases a new single! Plus, in the news: Roman Polanski, Michael Moore, Pamela Anderson.
