After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian called K-Kar? What happened to Jon Gosselin? And can a great white shark beat a killer whale? Scurrilous Ephemera searches the pop-culture detritus for answers.
What is reality when reality TV isn’t real? Lindsay Lohan, Speidi, Amy Winehouse and others help Scurrilous Ephemera search for the truth.
Love is in the air for Denise Richards, Jennifer Aniston and others, while Snooki plans her future and Lindsay Lohan does her best to avoid Dr. Drew.
Tila Tequila has Ambien problems, Lindsay Lohan gets an alcohol-monitoring bracelet and David Hasselhoff keeps the grand tradition of celebrity denial alive.
Jersey Shore is going global. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Bombshell McGee reveal the terrifying interconnectedness of celebrity gossip.
Kate Gosselin joins Dancing With the Stars, Lindsay Lohan changes her hair and Speidi hires a psychic as Scurrilous Ephemera catches up on 2010.
Alec Baldwin lets the chest rug breathe, Hungarian cavemen strike it rich, Hulk Hogan gets engaged and Lindsay Lohan courts more trouble.
Carrie Prejean has an explanation, Lindsay Lohan has a job and the Kardashians continue their apparently unstoppable rise through American culture.
Lindsay Lohan turns up with Gerard Butler, Ian Brown gets arrested and Kirstie Alley’s new reality show sends Scurrilous Ephemera into mourning for the old A&E.
Paranormal Activity causes sleepless nights, La Toya Jackson talks to Michael, Lindsay Lohan gets burgled and Morrissey reminds us that existence is futile.
Struggling fashion house Emanuel Ungaro turns to Lindsay Lohan for salvation. What could possibly go wrong?
