After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Charlie Sheen wants a mansion full of porn stars, Kim Kardashian has thoughts about Teen Mom, and Scurrilous Ephemera eases back into the depravity.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian called K-Kar? What happened to Jon Gosselin? And can a great white shark beat a killer whale? Scurrilous Ephemera searches the pop-culture detritus for answers.
Snooki breaks up with Emilio, Kim Kardashian navigates another romantic crisis and Tiger Woods commits the ultimate offence: listening to Nickelback.
From monkey babies and Crocs to Jersey Shore, Spencer Pratt and Lady Gaga, Scurrilous Ephemera looks back at the best and worst of the double aughts.
Carrie Prejean has an explanation, Lindsay Lohan has a job and the Kardashians continue their apparently unstoppable rise through American culture.
The Kardashians design “slutty bar dresses,” Balloon Boy encounters the lizard conspiracy and Rachel Maddow explains why nobody will mistake her for a Fox Business anchor.
