After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.
Why isn’t Kim Kardashian called K-Kar? What happened to Jon Gosselin? And can a great white shark beat a killer whale? Scurrilous Ephemera searches the pop-culture detritus for answers.
Jersey Shore is going global. Meanwhile, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin and Bombshell McGee reveal the terrifying interconnectedness of celebrity gossip.
Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
Ivana Trump gets kicked off a plane, Charlie Sheen has a disastrous Christmas and Jon Gosselin provides another reason not to care.
Could Octomom and Jon Gosselin make it work? Meanwhile, Cammy lurks in Cameron Lake and Padma Lakshmi leaves another novelist emotionally devastated.
Stefani Germanotta reveals an alarming talent for music, Hitler’s skull isn’t Hitler’s skull and the magnificent Chinese paddlefish disappears.
