Scurrilous Ephemera: Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery and Sundance
Heidi Montag wants an H-cup, Natalie Portman gets accused of homewrecking, and Jon Gosselin discovers that even Sundance swag rooms have standards.
After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.