Scurrilous Ephemera: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Celebrity Rehab
Tila Tequila has Ambien problems, Lindsay Lohan gets an alcohol-monitoring bracelet and David Hasselhoff keeps the grand tradition of celebrity denial alive.
After 15 years in quantum superposition, Scurrilous Ephemera crawls back into the observable universe to check on Dolly, Gloria, Lindsay, Paris, Speidi and Jersey Shore.