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Most annoying wankers in rock – contest

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Avril Lavigne - proving chicks can be wankers, too.

Contest – who’s the most annoying wanker in rock?

Adrian Mack, writer of our 10 Most Annoying Wankers in Rock list, has chosen a winner in our contest “Who’s missing from the list?” The prize goes to Alex, who wrote: “If you want pompous, I vote Win Butler and any/all members of the Arcade Fire. What a bunch of fucks. Never trust people who wear vests and long hair.”

Writes Mack, “… and the winner is Alex, for correctly noting that vests and long hair belong on Steppenwolf and nowhere else. Plus, no Arcade Fire would mean no Airborne Toxic Event. Fuck Win Butler and his big stupid yap.”

For his winning suggestion, Alex wins a Super Supreme Snipe Prize Pack. This includes a copy of the new Dead Weather CD and a $50 item (or equivalent towards purchase of a higher-priced item) from Racks and Stands and/or TV Stands.com. You can check out their great selection of entertainment products and accessories, including entertainment centres and TV stands, here.

We’d like to make a note of our other entries/comments as well, in chronological order:

Susan: “Trent Reznor. He’s pompous and mean and snooty. Oh, and he’s short. And a prick. A short, mean, snooty, pompous prick.”

Vince: “Hey Adrian, this is an excellent top ten list. You have picked out some of my least favorite musicians. Dave Navarro alone makes my skin crawl.”

Bignosycat: “Bret Michaels of Poison. His recent tries at re-vamping his career through his love life are very distasteful. But he may have a good excuse for making bad decisions due to the scarf that is tightly wrapped on his big head! BUT there is no excuse for the eye make-up he wears daily.”

TommySalami: “Glenn Danzig. Another short guy syndrome musclehead with a huge attitude, but thankfully there’s footage of annoyed fan knocking him out on YouTube.

Video – Glenn Danzig gets knocked out:

AL: “Billy Corgan for being a whiny bastard about pretty much everything going on around him.”

Maria [presumably, a Dave Navarro fan]: “I bet you people wrote this shit and haven’t even stepped your foot into one Jane’s show in your life. He’s ten times more interesting than your shitty asshole fauna comments towards him will ever be.”

Thanks everyone who left comments. You’re all winners!

6 responses to “Most annoying wankers in rock – contest

  1. 5 years ago  

    Trent Reznor.
    He’s pompous and mean and snooty. Oh, and he’s short. And a prik. A short, mean, snooty, pompous prik.

  2. 5 years ago  

    If you want pompous, I vote Win Butler and any/all members of the Arcade Fire. What a bunch of fucks. Never trust people who wear vests and long hair.

  3. 5 years ago  

    Bret Michaels of Poison. His recent tries of re-vamping his career through his love life is very distasteful. But he may have a good excuse for making bad decisions due to the scarf that is tightly wrapped on his big head! BUT there is no excuse for the eye make-up he wears daily.

  4. 5 years ago  

    Glenn Danzig. Another short guy syndrome musclehead with a huge attitude, but thankfully there’s footage of annoyed fan knocking him out on youtube.

  5. 5 years ago  

    Billy Corgan for being a whiny bastard about pretty much everything going on around him.

  6. 5 years ago  

    Lady Gaga association with Perez Hilton makes her a big WANKER. This friendship is like shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe no matter how hard you try you can’t get rid of it. This association will come to haunt her mark my words.

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