Ryan Reynolds as DC superdoofus Green Lantern.
What are the chances this movie adaptation of the DC comics character the Green Lantern (he has a magic ring), which stars Ryan Reynolds, is going to be any good? If we apply the Guttersnipe Superhero Movie Algorithm, the chances are minus a billion. Oh well, maybe there’ll be a sequel to Jonah Hex some day.
Obligatory yet completely unnecessary photo of Megan Fox from Jonah Hex:
Megan Fox in Jonah Hex (2010).