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Moonlight Madness Burlesque, Winnipeg

Winnipeg burlesque photos

Moonlight Madness Burlesque at the Park Theatre, Winnipeg, May 12 2010. Ailsa Dyson photo

Winnipeg burlesque photos—Moonlight Madness, May 12 2010

– text by Eugene Osudar/photos by Ailsa Dyson

Burlesque

for Chile
earth,quake
relief,

ah, bodies
shake,shaking
it up
round and beautiful
quake,quaking
it up

hips
asses
thighs
!tits!
shhhhhhhhaking it
up
round and round

spin those tassels
all around
make me dizzy
make me hardly
breathing

captured breath
enraptured death
o sweet death
visit me now
visit me

W!
O!
W!

catcalls and whistles
and cheering
and clap,clap
clapping
hands

reds and blacks
pasties
gee
strings
paint it black
paint it red

burlesque boas

live jazz band,

Johnny Pancreas(s)
& The Diabetics

oh sweet sugary
(t)highs
tight,tight
pants
crimson lips
blow kiss
oh,
swollen

(mmmm)embers

sold out
show
Park Theatre

a local burlesque
dance community
in its
beginning
stages,

dance dance
on the slender
the sexy
the sensual
shoulders
of Miss La Muse

she’s my kinda little red
riding hood
i’d love love love
to play her bad bad bad
naughty
Wolf!

sing to me
i’m all pointy
ears
little red
riding
hottie
hood.

oh my,

Miss Rosie Bitts!
oh those hips
and ass shake
your ass,hip quake
makes this Park Theatre
floor
shimmy and shake

your pasty
so,
nearly falling
off
hold on tight
and lift your
arm
and circle
shake your
right nipple
tassel
shake shake shake

spin spin spin
immor(t)al
sweet flesh (this
kiss) heavenly sin

take that pierce
boy
to the stage
to the point
of hard red
rage

give him
naughty
smiles
give him
your sultry
wiles

Russ Meyer
proudly
wood
give you
screen time

Miss Rosie Bitts
you lifted us

commanded
the stage
and audience
with your breathtaking
shake
shaking

and danced
into the aisles
danced for
Your audience
right up
close

your three numbers
made me

swwwwwwwwooooooooooooN

cameras
popping
flashing
the beauty
the sexy
the costumes

the audience
The Women
so sexy so
in their high
spiked
heels
garters
and lacy
panty,
hose

feathery red and black
boas

step right up
step
on me

dig in
those high
sharp
heels
in,to
my waiting
wanting
flesh

wrap those
soft
snakes
around me
squeeze me
tingle me
feather soft
deadly and
bite,
me

N!
O!
W!

exotic
erotic
asses moving
in racy
rhythmic
cheeky
fleshy
dance

burlesque!

local stand
up
comedian
Heather Witherden
Wonderful!
saucy
double
entendres,

about Miss Rosie Bitts,

“she has a big following.
by big
i mean
6 to 7 inches…
8
if you believe the hype!”

sexy and vulgar

just the way
i like my
burlesque

Va-Va-Va-Violet!
Cherry Darlin
Lizzy La La

burlesque names

now, this sold out
show had a lot of no
shows
mid week,

but
where o
where
are you dear
(horny)
men?

the first three rows
nearly empty

oh brave
men?

you missed all
the fun!

maybe
next time?

join me.

Burlesque
Park Theatre
May 12.

More Moonlight Madness Winnipeg burlesque photos:

About Eugene Osudar

“born, august 16, 1963. i’m 45, and yes, i’m getting too old for this. bring out the rocking chair. my first concert, november 1978, elvis costello and the attractions. i was 15. their blisteringly brilliant 65 minute set only served somebody to affirm my new direction in the musical parallel universes, new wave punk alternative, oh sanctity oh celebration (!Freedom!) college radio! i’m old, i’m used up and i’m free. i see 50something Full sets of music every month and dance most of them. and when i dance, i mean to say, I Dance and Celebrate, 2/3/4 hours a night. The Gaslight Anthem. The Boss. The Weber Brothers. The Wind Ups. i’ll dance with Los Campesinos. i’ll move to The Long Winters. The Replacements. Husker Du. The Pogues. oh elvis costello, oh Clash! i could go/go/go Gogol Bordello forever. L(eonard) Cohen. come, Dance With Me (Old 97s) wherever you may be, sincerely, eugene
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4 responses to “Moonlight Madness Burlesque, Winnipeg

  1. 4 years ago  

    What a lovely feature! I had a wonderful time in Winnipeg. Your burlesque community is small but mighty.
    You have 2 absolute gems in Miss La Muse and Heather Witherden, a smoking hot Jazz/Burlesque band in Johnny and the Diabetics and I was totally impressed with everyone else in the show.
    I cant wait to come back to this wonderful and generous community!!!

    Big Kisses,
    Miss Rosie Bitts

  2. 4 years ago  

    Wow, i must say i have never had an erotic poem dedicated to our Burlesque! How flattering!
    And the photos are fantastic!

    Big X’s and O’s for everyone at Guttersnipe News!

  3. 4 years ago  

    Come up and see me sometime, Big Boy!

    Thanks for the fantastic photos and coverage ( or uncoverage )!

  4. 4 years ago  

    i’m tornado where and when and how and why it counts. i’lls weep all over and under and into you and just like LX Chilton says it, take me home and make me like, c’mon and help me spike it!

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