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Moonlight Madness Burlesque, Winnipeg

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Moonlight Madness Burlesque at the Park Theatre, Winnipeg, May 12 2010. Ailsa Dyson photo

Winnipeg burlesque photos—Moonlight Madness, May 12 2010

- text by Eugene Osudar/photos by Ailsa Dyson Burlesque for Chile earth,quake relief, ah, bodies shake,shaking it up round and beautiful quake,quaking it up hips asses thighs !tits! shhhhhhhhaking it up round and round spin those tassels all around make me dizzy make me hardly breathing captured breath enraptured death o sweet death visit me now visit me W! O! W! catcalls and whistles and cheering and clap,clap clapping hands reds and blacks pasties gee strings paint it black paint it red burlesque boas live jazz band, Johnny Pancreas(s) & The Diabetics oh sweet sugary (t)highs tight,tight pants crimson lips blow kiss oh, swollen (mmmm)embers sold out show Park Theatre a local burlesque dance community in its beginning stages, dance dance on the slender the sexy the sensual shoulders of Miss La Muse she's my kinda little red riding hood i'd love love love to play her bad bad bad naughty Wolf! sing to me i'm all pointy ears little red riding hottie hood. oh my, Miss Rosie Bitts! oh those hips and ass shake your ass,hip quake makes this Park Theatre floor shimmy and shake your pasty so, nearly falling off hold on tight and lift your arm and circle shake your right nipple tassel shake shake shake spin spin spin immor(t)al sweet flesh (this kiss) heavenly sin take that pierce boy to the stage to the point of hard red rage give him naughty smiles give him your sultry wiles Russ Meyer proudly wood give you screen time Miss Rosie Bitts you lifted us commanded the stage and audience with your breathtaking shake shaking and danced into the aisles danced for Your audience right up close your three numbers made me swwwwwwwwooooooooooooN cameras popping flashing the beauty the sexy the costumes the audience The Women so sexy so in their high spiked heels garters and lacy panty, hose feathery red and black boas step right up step on me dig in those high sharp heels in,to my waiting wanting flesh wrap those soft snakes around me squeeze me tingle me feather soft deadly and bite, me N! O! W! exotic erotic asses moving in racy rhythmic cheeky fleshy dance burlesque! local stand up comedian Heather Witherden Wonderful! saucy double entendres, about Miss Rosie Bitts, "she has a big following. by big i mean 6 to 7 inches... 8 if you believe the hype!" sexy and vulgar just the way i like my burlesque Va-Va-Va-Violet! Cherry Darlin Lizzy La La burlesque names now, this sold out show had a lot of no shows mid week, but where o where are you dear (horny) men? the first three rows nearly empty oh brave men? you missed all the fun! maybe next time? join me. Burlesque Park Theatre May 12. More Moonlight Madness Winnipeg burlesque photos:

About Eugene Osudar

“born, august 16, 1963. i’m 45, and yes, i’m getting too old for this. bring out the rocking chair. my first concert, november 1978, elvis costello and the attractions. i was 15. their blisteringly brilliant 65 minute set only served somebody to affirm my new direction in the musical parallel universes, new wave punk alternative, oh sanctity oh celebration (!Freedom!) college radio! i’m old, i’m used up and i’m free. i see 50something Full sets of music every month and dance most of them. and when i dance, i mean to say, I Dance and Celebrate, 2/3/4 hours a night. The Gaslight Anthem. The Boss. The Weber Brothers. The Wind Ups. i’ll dance with Los Campesinos. i’ll move to The Long Winters. The Replacements. Husker Du. The Pogues. oh elvis costello, oh Clash! i could go/go/go Gogol Bordello forever. L(eonard) Cohen. come, Dance With Me (Old 97s) wherever you may be, sincerely, eugene
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4 responses to “Moonlight Madness Burlesque, Winnipeg

  1. 7 years ago  

    What a lovely feature! I had a wonderful time in Winnipeg. Your burlesque community is small but mighty.
    You have 2 absolute gems in Miss La Muse and Heather Witherden, a smoking hot Jazz/Burlesque band in Johnny and the Diabetics and I was totally impressed with everyone else in the show.
    I cant wait to come back to this wonderful and generous community!!!

    Big Kisses,
    Miss Rosie Bitts

  2. 7 years ago  

    Wow, i must say i have never had an erotic poem dedicated to our Burlesque! How flattering!
    And the photos are fantastic!

    Big X’s and O’s for everyone at Guttersnipe News!

  3. 7 years ago  

    Come up and see me sometime, Big Boy!

    Thanks for the fantastic photos and coverage ( or uncoverage )!

  4. 7 years ago  

    i’m tornado where and when and how and why it counts. i’lls weep all over and under and into you and just like LX Chilton says it, take me home and make me like, c’mon and help me spike it!

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