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Celebrity Twitter debuts!

Celebrity Tweet-Up April 2011

– by Rachel Langer

By now, I’m sure we are all aware that Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk), Demi Moore (@mrskutcher) and Oprah (@Whotheheckcares… *ahem* I mean @oprah) have more than a corner on the celebrity tweet market. Since those pioneers began paving the way, many other celebs have begun to vie for their piece of the Twitter pie. Though some tout charities, or promote projects, others are content to create PR nightmares for their reps and managers to clean up.

This column is dedicated to all the crazy that our fave celebs unleash willingly on their devoted followers, and to the occasional interpretation of what they may truly be trying to say. Hope you enjoy.

@ddlovato demetria lovato

“YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF, IN THE MUSIC, THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT…….” that really just happened people…. Yessss!!!!!!

[Pretty sure that song actually happened in 2002, remember? When the kids knew Eminem was cool… but… OK?]

@lindsaylohan Lindsay Lohan

What does it mean when an #americanairlines employee says “ah! lady gaga!” to me #jfk airport!!?

[Maybe leave your meat-dress at home next time you fly? Most of us wear Lululemons]

@justinbieber Justin Bieber

im never playing nba 2k11 again

[After which everyone at 2Ksports got fired]


@AvrilLavigne Avril Lavigne

Thank god for Proactiv. My face is a hot mess right now! OMG

[A product plug from Avril on Twitter? What's next, a video filled with product placement? Oh, wait...]


@SnoopDogg Snoop Dogg

Bout to send my neff William a case of that Blast to celebrate tha nuptials. UHEARME!

[I feel like he’s talking about the Royal Wedding, but my rap-terpreter is on strike. Is there some sort of iRap app I can use here? Get on it, Jobs!]

William Shatner as Capt Kirk in Star Trek original serie

@WilliamShatner William Shatner

My Facebook account has been restored. My best, Bill

[In other words – FOLLOW MEEEEEE. Side note: Shatner signs every tweet, “My best, Bill” or sometimes “MBB”. I guess 140 characters is a bitch, when you’re famous]

Charlie Sheen cigar photo

@charliesheen Charlie Sheen

Hey San Fran! I’m heading your way. No Ross. Just me. and my Sheenius. I’ll bring the epic. you supply the awe. c

[“Sheenius”? Really? You’re on catch-phrase probation.]

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