Finally someone has figured out that ladyflowers move product! Inventorspot.com has a very lively compilation of ads that put the coochie to work convincing people to buy things, or do things or not do things in various degrees of subtlety and efficacy. Whoever came up with the idea of “a day in the life: hoo-hoo view” is brilliant, and not a little bit disturbed.
My va-jay-jay is conflicted: are these lighthearted tributes that celebrate the powerful life-giving force of the yoni, or is this an attempt to co-opt pussy power for crass materialism? Just kidding, my brain is in my head, and it’s tired from coming up with all these euphemisms for the word vagina.
In case you are looking for some whorish, I mean, stylish shoes to go with the sparkly heart-shaped pasties and leggings outfit you picked up from Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro collection – you are in luck! And you can feel good knowing that you are still supporting the hard-working Lohan family. Dina Lohan, who is Lindsay’s mother, has announced the creation of her own shoe line, imaginatively called “Shoe-han.” Stop laughing, that’s really what it’s called. Anyways, hopefully shoe designing will work out better for her than parenting – everybody’s got to be good at something.
Just because everybody needs a new little creature to fall in love with every once in a while, please let me introduce you to my new fave amphibian: Texas Blind Salamander! Texans, please be good to this little guy, he’s blind, and endangered because he’s only managed to evolve in two little caves and he doesn’t get out much. Here is a fantastic little story about Mr. Boris Salamander that should win a Nobel Prize, I can’t figure out if it’s written by a genius scientist with a sense of humour or some little kid in grade four.