Scurrilous Ephemera

Adventures of Snooki

Plus: more than you need to know about Speidi, Robert Pattinson vs. Daniel Radcliffe, and Jessica Simpson… read more

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Scurrilous Ephemera on Lindsay Lohan

And killer whales are smarter than sharks. The real SE is back! read more

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Free Lindsay!

What is her crime, exactly, except for behaving like any attractive, rich, successful American 24-year-old? read more

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Concert review – Hole

Courtney Love ‘was charming and largely coherent’, writes the Riverfront Times’ Annie Zaleski. You can’t ask for much read more

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A Week of Nots

‘instead of looking at what is happening with our favorite pop culture denizens, let’s look at what they are not doing…’ read more

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Love is such a happy thing

‘… all perky and sunshine-y and not all nihilistic and existentially gloomy as usual…’ read more

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Death and disaster (but it’s not all bad news!)

Dennis Hopper, Jacques Cousteau’s grandson, Heidi Pratt and something special… read more

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Celebrity Rehab Redux

‘…don’t you feel sorry for poor Ambien? It’s the Tommy Hilfiger of prescription drugs…’ read more

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Five things the mainstream media will not tell you about the Official Twilight Convention

‘… the risk of slipping on a moist patch is considerable…’ read more

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Snooki on the Dancefloor

‘… put down your PhD thesis on mutated mitochondrial DNA, your Koran, your defibrillator, your dog-eared and copiously underlined copy of Ulysses…’ read more

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Steven Seagal in Hot Water! Also, Tila Tequila’s DJ Song

And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’… read more

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And On and On Into This Black Hole of Existential Meaninglessness!

‘Jersey Shore is so educational and fascinating that other cultures are jealous, and understandably want to get in on the action…’ read more

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Celebrity Mistress Edition – The Return of Bombshell McGee, + Jon Gosselin’s Chippie and More!

Why did you waste all your hot years in university again, asks our SE columnist as she catches up with the celebrity mistresses du jour… read more

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Doesn’t Bombshell McGee Just Have the Best Name Ever?

Maybe the whores aren’t the only culpable parties here, in fact they were just acting whorishly which is in their nature and is, in fact, how they earn a living. And much better livings once they come out publicly… read more

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Catching Up With Our Favourite Famewhores!

Kate Gosselin! Jon Gosselin! Lindsay Lohan! Octomom! Heidi Montag Pratt! All your favourites under one column. Welcome back, SE, we missed you! read more

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Linda Hamilton and Sarah Silverman Share Their Man Gripes; Naomi Campbell A-Ok

After an unreasonably long absence, our SE columnist is back, with news about Sarah Silverman, James Cameron and Linda Hamilton, and Naomi Campbell. What, no Heidi Montag-Pratt? read more

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Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery

‘The girl can’t win,’ writes Scurrilous Ephemera reporter Stephanie MacDonald. ‘First she’s horsey, then when she gets a major surgery overhaul she looks like a crazy cyborg created by an alien who once saw a picture of a human in a scrap of a page in Maxim magazine.’ read more

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Dennis Hopper

The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy. read more

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Conan O’Brien Says See Ya Later! Jay Leno Writes a Letter.

It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something… read more

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Avatards Appear; Snooki Renewed; Kate Gosselin’s Hair

‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’ read more

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Rachel Marsden Moves to France, Writes a Book

‘… a beautiful, intelligent, misunderstood girl who gets caught up in the glamorous world of punditry, only to be sexually harassed…’ read more

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Decade in Review

The Jersey Shore, Kim Kardashian, My Monkey Baby – what are your choices for the worst of the decade? read more

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Holiday Edition

‘Admittedly, children are often annoying, but that is what a Valium and Champagne cocktail is for…’ read more

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Goodbye, 1990s. We’ll Always Have Lollapalooza

‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’ read more

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The Rolling Stones’ Ronnie Wood and Ekatarena Ivanova

‘I don’t want to be mean, but isn’t Marilyn Manson the most hideous human being on the planet?’ read more

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A Golden Age of Male Chest Hair

‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’ read more

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Tiger Woods

‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’ read more

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