No new Scurrilous Ephemera column, but how about a pic of Jared Leto? read more
30 Seconds to Mars fans must be a forgiving bunch… read more
A song by our favourite Jared Leto-fronted modern rock band turns up on a beer commercial… read more
‘…we have a very special relationship with a wonderful family of vagabonds travelling the world with us…” read more
‘instead of looking at what is happening with our favorite pop culture denizens, let’s look at what they are not doing…’ read more
‘… all perky and sunshine-y and not all nihilistic and existentially gloomy as usual…’ read more
Dennis Hopper, Jacques Cousteau’s grandson, Heidi Pratt and something special… read more
‘…don’t you feel sorry for poor Ambien? It’s the Tommy Hilfiger of prescription drugs…’ read more
‘… put down your PhD thesis on mutated mitochondrial DNA, your Koran, your defibrillator, your dog-eared and copiously underlined copy of Ulysses…’ read more
And no, it’s not ‘Last Night a DJ Saved My Life’… read more
‘Jersey Shore is so educational and fascinating that other cultures are jealous, and understandably want to get in on the action…’ read more
Why did you waste all your hot years in university again, asks our SE columnist as she catches up with the celebrity mistresses du jour… read more
Maybe the whores aren’t the only culpable parties here, in fact they were just acting whorishly which is in their nature and is, in fact, how they earn a living. And much better livings once they come out publicly… read more
Kate Gosselin! Jon Gosselin! Lindsay Lohan! Octomom! Heidi Montag Pratt! All your favourites under one column. Welcome back, SE, we missed you! read more
After an unreasonably long absence, our SE columnist is back, with news about Sarah Silverman, James Cameron and Linda Hamilton, and Naomi Campbell. What, no Heidi Montag-Pratt? read more
‘The girl can’t win,’ writes Scurrilous Ephemera reporter Stephanie MacDonald. ‘First she’s horsey, then when she gets a major surgery overhaul she looks like a crazy cyborg created by an alien who once saw a picture of a human in a scrap of a page in Maxim magazine.’ read more
The battle for the film icon’s money. Also – Mischa Barton’s on-set trouble, and the latest semi-celebrity to pose nude for Playboy. read more
It’s a week when everyone decided to quit everything, except the people who should be quitting. They’re staying. Or something… read more
‘Twihards, watch out. There are some new weird obsessives out there now waiting to steal your creepy thunder…’ read more
‘… a beautiful, intelligent, misunderstood girl who gets caught up in the glamorous world of punditry, only to be sexually harassed…’ read more
Two of our favourite things come together in one delightful package with the first issue of Fame, due in May on Free Comic Book Day. read more
The Jersey Shore, Kim Kardashian, My Monkey Baby – what are your choices for the worst of the decade? read more
‘Admittedly, children are often annoying, but that is what a Valium and Champagne cocktail is for…’ read more
‘The Lollapaloozas, Birkenstocks-as-regular-footwear (you know who you are), mushrooms and ska bands, Mr. Lifto, Paralyzers, the flowery sundresses with cowboy boots and sexy/messy flannel shirts. Sigh…’ read more
‘Could 30 Seconds to Mars be any more perfect right now? I wish I could understand that This Is War is not a food. My soul wants to eat it…’ read more
Scurrilous Ephemera on Ronnie Wood, George Michael and The Situation. By Stephanie MacDonald. read more
‘Jessica Alba didn’t earn the endearment “MiserAlba” for nothing. She looks borderline homicidal at the best of times…’ read more
‘The harlot of the moment, Rachel Uchitel, is scoring the kind of money-can’t-buy-it publicity that will certainly propel her straight to reality TV stardom, along with Ashley Dupre (Elliott Spitzer’s hooker friend), those obnoxious White House Party Crashers, and Balloon Boy’s Family…’ read more
This week in Scurrilous Ephemera: Brad and Angelina, Spencer Pratt… and ABBA. read more
‘Monkeys are bad, they are not nice pets, they are most definitely not babies and they want to kill you…’ read more
Also – Robert Pattinson’s boy-crush on Zac Efron, and Ashlee Simpson contributes her fashion sense to a waiting world. read more
‘Miss Prejean is repellent for a number of reasons, not the least being that she had rational individuals compelled to come down on the same side of a dispute as Perez Hilton and the Miss California USA company (owned by Donald Trump)…’ read more
‘Lindsay Lohan is back to wrapping her leggings around those in possession of a Y chromosome again these days… And she went about as far into that territory as she could; the starlet was caught smooching the studly/oaf-ish Gerard Butler…’ read more
‘Sarah Palin’s archnemesis Levi Johnston [has] decided to let it all hang out for Playgirl. The rational response to all this information, of course, is: “No Way! Playgirl still exists?”‘ read more
Stephanie MacDonald shares some Halloween costume ideas inspired by some of our fave celebs. read more
Michael Bublé tops the charts, thanks to “the olds”. Stephanie MacDonald reports. read more
‘DO NOT see this movie [Paranormal Activity] if you enjoy snoozing without waking up constantly to the realization that there is a huge, very evil demon shadow hovering over you…’ read more
‘Heidi Montag-Pratt, who can’t dance, can’t act, can’t not act, can’t sing, can’t look normal and can’t successfully pose for Playboy… can’t even be a dysfunctional family member…’ read more
Plus: Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi. Scurrilous Ephemera by Stephanie MacDonald. read more
