Author Archives: Drinky Crow

Katy Perry – mistress of the pop tease

Katy Perry is an expert at the pop tease. read more

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Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian apparently made $6m last year. That’s $3m for each cheek… read more

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Paris Hilton on vacation

The famous heiress pothead relaxes on a boat… read more

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Jared Leto News – Jared Leto, Again

No new Scurrilous Ephemera column, but how about a pic of Jared Leto? read more

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Concert Review – Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros at the Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver, May 31 2010

‘… Maybe I should just drink the Kool-Aid and shut up…’ read more

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Book review – Drinking Vancouver

‘As I leaf through John Lee’s guide to drinking holes in Vancouver… I am sipping a pinot noir in the Public Lounge. He has not awarded this restaurant with a star… but, at least it made the cut…’ read more

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French Hottie Opens Tour in Vancouver

‘… it became clear she was musically overpowered by the band and unsympathetic mix…’ read more

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Robert Pattinson Rumoured to Play Kurt Cobain in Biopic – Twitterverse Cries ‘Noooooo!’

‘rageface at rob footface pattinson playing Kurt Cobain. why even do that?’ read more

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30 Seconds to Mars covers ‘Bad Romance’!!!

It’s awful! read more

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Christina Aguilera’s Bionic Cover Art

It’s about time someone of Aguilera’s stature tried to revive the whole cybernetics/bionics craze from the ’70s… read more

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Streaming – Three New Broken Social Scene Tracks

“World Sick”, “Forced to Love” and “All to All” read more

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The Most Adorable Hold Steady Cover You’ll Ever See

Little Sydney belts out the Hold Steady’s ‘Sequestered in Memphis’…. read more

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Tonight – Pizza Party at the Biltmore, Celluloid Social Club at the ANZA

St. Patty’s Day options include a special edition of the monthly Celluloid Social Club and… read more

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First Look at Bad Teacher

A photo of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz from Bad Teacher, currently filming in Los Angeles. Gemma La Mana photo read more

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TwitteReview – Closing Ceremonies 2010 Olympics

It was awful! read more

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Olympics Report # 7 – Men’s Snowboard at Cypress Feb 17 2010

Photos from the men’s snowboard half pipe at Cypress Mountain. Go Canada! Whoot whoot! read more

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Olympics Report #5 – Maelle Ricker Wins Gold for Canada in Women’s Snowboard Cross

Canadian Maelle Ricker bounces back after a poor showing in the initial qualifying run. read more

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Olympics Photo Gallery – Bringing Snow to Cypress

Exclusive Guttersnipe photos of the VANOC initiative to bring snow to Cypress for the Olympics. Don’t worry about it, it’s only money! read more

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Lullabye Arkestra Release Free EP, Announce Tour Dates

The Toronto duo has just released a free three-song EP. Plus – new tour dates announced, and a few photos from the band’s recent Toronto appearance. read more

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(Some of) Pitchfork Music Festival Lineup Announced

Pavement, Modest Mouse, LCD Soundsystem, St. Vincent, Raekwon, and Cass McCombs are among the performers just announced for this year’s Pitchfork Music Festival. read more

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New You Say Party! We Say Die! Video, Tour Dates

Still riding high on the release of its third album XXXX, the Vancouver new wave party band is back with a new video and some April tour dates. read more

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The Simpsons in Vancouver

Vancity Buzz reports that Homer and Marge will finally make it to Vancouver in an episode to air Feb. 14. read more

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New Pornographers Album Release Date Announced

The fifth album from the Vancouver band is scheduled for a May 4 release. All the usual suspects are involved, along with a few new faces. read more

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Man or Astro-Man? Reform, Play SXSW

That crazy space-rock instrumental band from Alabama with the great album sleeves and costumes reforms. We knew something was missing from today’s indie-rock scene… read more

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Pemberton Festival Cancelled, Again!

We’re starting to wonder if the Pemberton Festival in 2008 was just a dream… read more

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Golden Globes

The best from the Twitterverse on James Cameron’s hair, ‘Ava-dah’, Robert Downey Jr’s speech, Mike Tyson and Mickey Rourke and more! read more

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Spider-Man 4 Scrapped

Raimi and Maguire walk, Sony decides to go ahead with a 3D reboot. Heck, Stan Lee couldn’t have written a sillier story. read more

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Lady Gaga Gets Her Own Comic Book!

Two of our favourite things come together in one delightful package with the first issue of Fame, due in May on Free Comic Book Day. read more

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TwitteReview – Avatar

“If I see ONE more preview for that shitty retard movie #Avatar, I am going to go piss all over the film wheels at EVERY movie theatre…” read more

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Photo Gallery – Shoes Pt II

Some of our favourite concert shoe shots, including the Sounds, the Ting Tings, Hayley Williams (Paramore), Gwen Stefani, Bat for Lashes, and more… read more

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Thirty Seconds to Mars’ This Is War TwitteReview

‘Could 30 Seconds to Mars be any more perfect right now? I wish I could understand that This Is War is not a food. My soul wants to eat it…’ read more

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Seattle Weekly Disses Jared Leto

‘Jared Leto hangs gilt-framed platinum albums in the halls of his douche palace, but [Juliette] Lewis only now gets her first headlining American tour…’ read more

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New Thirty Seconds to Mars Single – Kings and Queens

“a refreshing and true alternative to the ‘regular’ rock music out there today… a brilliant masterpiece!” read more

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JL Gets a Good Review

“Jared Leto takes on this leading role with the strength and courage that not just anyone could have – including some A-listers that come to mind…” read more

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Fashion Week NYC Sept 2009

‘The actor/rock musician was reportedly seated outside of Cafe Habana in Soho “wearing sunglasses on a clearly overcast day. With a posse of blonde model girls…’ read more

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